No Legalese at the Dinner Table Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt
No Legalese at the Dinner Table
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Classic fit
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
This funny lawyer sweatshirt lays down NO LEGALESE AT THE DINNER TABLE, the house rule every lawyer's family makes and the first one to get broken. Somebody says heretofore over the mashed potatoes, and the whole table groans.
Worn by the lawyer, it heads off questions about the neighbor's fence and a cousin's speeding ticket before the turkey is carved. Worn by anyone else, it puts the attorney on notice. Enforcement is up to whoever holds the carving knife.
It's a Thanksgiving gift for the one lawyer at the family table, or for the relatives who have heard enough about depositions. Each one is made to order, house rule included.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt, Gildan 18000
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Classic fit
- Made to order: DTG printing
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank country of origin: Nicaragua
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Sleeve length | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not iron the print.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.