Meatbag at Law Sweatshirt (Steak)
Sweatshirt
Meatbag at Law
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Classic fit
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
Signs in wet ink, eats at the desk, sleeps eventually. Counsel, the original model.
The office thermostat is set for the servers, not the associates. This one lives on the back of the desk chair and comes out for late document review, the weekend brief at the kitchen table, and the video call where only the top half counts. Nobody mistakes the person inside it for software.
At Christmas, the lawyer friend tired of explaining that no chatbot wrote the brief gets an answer they can wear.
Made for: Human lawyers in cold offices.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt, Gildan 18000
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Classic fit
- Made to order: DTG printing
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank country of origin: Nicaragua
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Sleeve length | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not iron the print.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.