Knit Sweater
Naughty, Allegedly Gift v. Coal
Colour: Navy
Made to order. Most ship within 5 business days; every order ships within 15, or you may cancel for a full refund.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Unisex sizing
A lawyer Christmas sweater that puts the evidence on the scales: a wrapped gift on one pan, a pile of coal on the other, and the coal winning. Above it, the plea that never changes: NAUGHTY, ALLEGEDLY.
It's for the defense lawyer who knows how the scale looks and argues anyway, and for anyone whose year will not survive a preponderance standard. Wear it to the ugly sweater party and let the jury decide.
It's a jacquard knit crew neck in a unisex classic fit, and a Christmas gift for the lawyer in the family. Check the size chart below; each sweater is made to order. The presumption still holds.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Classic Fit Knitted Crew neck Sweater
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Unisex sizing
- Made to order: Knitting
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 19.5 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.62 | 25.25 |
| Length | 25.75 | 26.75 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Sleeve length | 24.75 | 25.62 | 26 | 26.37 | 26.75 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made.
Care
- Machine washable
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.