I Raised Opposing Counsel

They learned to argue at my kitchen table. Billing for it was their idea.

It lives by the coffee maker, at the same table where the cross-examination training began. That summary judgment motion has your name on it too, and now the mug says so.

On bar results day, the parent of a brand-new attorney gets overdue credit for the dinner-table arguments, in words mild enough for a desk the whole team can see.