Motion for Seconds Granted Ugly Christmas Sweater
Knit Sweater
Motion for Seconds Granted
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Unisex sizing
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
Colour: Navy
MOTION FOR SECONDS GRANTED is the ruling every lawyer at the table has been arguing for since the first plate cleared, now knitted into a funny lawyer holiday sweater. The court has reviewed the plate, considered the stuffing and found good cause.
It's for the trial lawyer who makes a persuasive case for another slice of pie, the judge who rules on it, and the clerk who drafted the order before dessert. Wear it to Thanksgiving dinner, then to the firm party and the ugly sweater contest in December. Questions about the neighbor's fence are taken under advisement; seconds are not.
Buying for the lawyer, judge or clerk in the family? It's a Thanksgiving and Christmas gift that will be in every holiday photo. The sweater is a unisex classic fit crew neck knitted in jacquard from four yarns, made to order, with the size chart below. No appeal will be taken.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Classic Fit Knitted Crew neck Sweater
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Unisex sizing
- Made to order: Knitting
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 19.5 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.62 | 25.25 |
| Length | 25.75 | 26.75 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Sleeve length | 24.75 | 25.62 | 26 | 26.37 | 26.75 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made.
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Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.