Merry Christmas* / *Not Legal Advice Sweater
Knit Sweater
Merry Christmas* / *Not Legal Advice
Colour: Navy
Made to order. Most ship within 5 business days; every order ships within 15, or you may cancel for a full refund.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Unisex sizing
A lawyer Christmas sweater that wishes everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS*, then points the asterisk to a footnote saying the greeting is NOT LEGAL ADVICE. Even the holidays get a disclaimer, because nothing a lawyer says goes out unqualified.
It's for the attorney who can't sign a birthday card without a caveat, and the family that has learned to read the fine print. Wear it to the firm's ugly sweater party, where the asterisk draws people in and the footnote rewards whoever walks over to read it, then to Thanksgiving dinner and the family photos.
The sweater is a jacquard knit crew neck in four yarns, made to order, and the size chart sits below, so you can buy for someone without asking for measurements and giving away the surprise. As a Christmas gift for the lawyer in the family, it comes back out every December. Season's greetings, subject to the usual exclusions.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Classic Fit Knitted Crew neck Sweater
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Unisex sizing
- Made to order: Knitting
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 19.5 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.62 | 25.25 |
| Length | 25.75 | 26.75 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Sleeve length | 24.75 | 25.62 | 26 | 26.37 | 26.75 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made.
Care
- Machine washable
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.