Naughty / Nice / Instructed Not to Answer Sweater
Knit Sweater
Naughty / Nice / Instructed Not to Answer
Colour: Pine Green
Made to order. Most ship within 5 business days; every order ships within 15, or you may cancel for a full refund.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Unisex sizing
Santa sent the questionnaire, and this lawyer Christmas sweater leaves NAUGHTY and NICE unchecked and marks the third box: INSTRUCTED NOT TO ANSWER. Every deposition has the moment counsel says don't answer that, and now December has one too. Santa can draw his own conclusions.
It's for the trial lawyer who has said those words across a conference table, the deponent who has heard them, and anyone who would rather not put their year on the record. Wear it to the firm's ugly sweater party, then to the family dinner, where the questions about your year get more pointed.
It's a jacquard knit crew neck in a unisex classic fit, and a Christmas gift for the trial lawyer in the family: it comes back out every December and turns up in every photo. Check the size chart below; each sweater is made to order. Whatever they did this year stays off the record.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Classic Fit Knitted Crew neck Sweater
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Unisex sizing
- Made to order: Knitting
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 19.5 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.62 | 25.25 |
| Length | 25.75 | 26.75 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Sleeve length | 24.75 | 25.62 | 26 | 26.37 | 26.75 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made.
Care
- Machine washable
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.