Hydrated (allegedly) Water Bottle — Black

Hydrated (allegedly) Water Bottle

Black / 22oz
$39.99
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Hydrated (allegedly) Water Bottle — Black

Water Bottle

Hydrated (allegedly)

$39.99
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  • 18/8 Food grade stainless steel
  • 22oz
  • Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher safe.
ColorBlack
Size22oz

My water intake is a question of fact for the jury.

A 22 oz water bottle with the design engraved on it, carried to counsel table, into the gym bag and through the long afternoon of document review. How much of it gets drunk remains a contested matter. Made to order, and filled at your own discretion.

A first-year associate on their first day of practice will recognize the parenthetical: it is how they now answer every question.

Made for: Lawyers carrying water to court, the gym and document review.

Details
  • Blank: Ares Water Bottle, 22oz (Engraving), Generic brand
  • One size: 22oz (0.65 l)
  • Material: 18/8 Food grade stainless steel
  • Double-wall vacuum insulation
  • Spill-resistant twist top lid
  • Durable carry loop
  • Wide mouth opening
  • Made to order: engraving
  • Size: 22oz
  • Blank product sourced from China
Care
  • Hand-wash only. Not dishwasher safe.

All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.

Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.

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