Human Lawyer Hoodie
Hoodie
Human Lawyer
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle.
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
I cite cases that exist. I would like that noted on the record.
A hooded sweatshirt for the hours nobody bills: Saturday at the office, the gate before an early flight, the couch with a redline open on your lap. HUMAN sits above LAWYER across the front, so the question gets answered before anyone asks it. The hood is there for the conference room where opposing counsel set the thermostat.
A Christmas hoodie for the solo practitioner who keeps swearing no software wrote the brief, so two words on the front can settle it for them.
Made for: Lawyers who still draft their own work, in and out of the office
Details
- Blank: Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie, Gildan 18500
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- Made to order: DTG printing
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported. Blank made in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador.
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Sleeve length | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not iron the print.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
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