Chimney Service Christmas Sweater
Knit Sweater
Chimney Service
Colour: Pine Green
Made to order. Most ship within 5 business days; every order ships within 15, or you may cancel for a full refund.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Unisex sizing
A lawyer Christmas sweater with two stockings hung by the mantel, one marked π and one marked Δ, and above them the only method of service Santa trusts: CHIMNEY SERVICE.
It's for the litigator who writes π and Δ in every margin, and for the family who has never asked what they mean. Wear it to the ugly sweater party and explain the plaintiff and the defendant to anyone who asks.
It's a jacquard knit crew neck in a unisex classic fit, and a Christmas gift for the lawyer in the family. Check the size chart below; each sweater is made to order. Both parties have been notified.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Classic Fit Knitted Crew neck Sweater
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Unisex sizing
- Made to order: Knitting
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1/2 chest width | 19.5 | 20.5 | 22 | 23.62 | 25.25 |
| Length | 25.75 | 26.75 | 27.75 | 28.75 | 29.75 |
| Sleeve length | 24.75 | 25.62 | 26 | 26.37 | 26.75 |
This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made.
Care
- Machine washable
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.