Armed and Unable to Accept Service Doormat
Doormat
Armed and Unable to Accept Service
- Felt-Like polyester top
- 30x18
Made to order. Most ship within 5 business days; every order ships within 15, or you may cancel for a full refund.
Ring the bell. Nobody here is taking the envelope.
It lies at the front door in black felt, the words and border in cream, printed edge to edge. Neighbors, in-laws and anyone holding a clipboard read the notice before they reach the bell. After a week of opposing counsel's emails, your own threshold finally has a position.
A housewarming present for a new lawyer with a new front door, who has seen papers change hands on other porches and would prefer this one stay quiet.
Made for: Lawyers who answer the door on their own terms
Details
- Blank: Doormat
- Felt-Like polyester top
- Black rubber grip backing
- Finished product measures approximately 29.5" x 17.5"
- Made to order: Dye sublimation
- Size: 30x18
Care
- Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry.
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Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.