Sweatshirt
Meatbag at Law
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Classic fit
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
Licensed, admitted, and made of meat. The bots are still working on two of those.
The conference room is cold and the thermostat belongs to someone else, so this one stays on the back of the desk chair. Pull it on for the late review session the software was supposed to shorten, and leave it on for the drive home.
Wrap it for Christmas for the associate who has had to swear, more than once, that a chatbot did not write the brief. This settles it in writing.
Made for: Human lawyers in cold offices who still write their own briefs
Details
- Blank: Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt, Gildan 18000
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Classic fit
- Made to order: DTG printing
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank country of origin: Nicaragua
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Sleeve length | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not iron the print.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.