Human Lawyer Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt
Human Lawyer
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Classic fit
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
The brief was written by a person. The person is wearing this.
The office is kept cold for reasons nobody will explain, so this lives on the back of the desk chair. It goes over the dress shirt during a long stretch of document review, and over whatever you sleep in for the video call where only the top half shows.
Under the tree for the associate who keeps assuring the partner that a chatbot did not write the brief, since it answers the question before anyone asks.
Made for: lawyers in a cold office who want it known a person did the work
Details
- Blank: Unisex Crew Neck Sweatshirt, Gildan 18000
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Pre-shrunk
- Classic fit
- Made to order: DTG printing
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported.
- Blank country of origin: Nicaragua
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Sleeve length | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not iron the print.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.