I Speak Legalese Ornament (Spaced Lettering)
$13.99
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Ornament
I Speak Legalese
$13.99
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- 100% ceramic
- Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
- Wipe with a damp cloth, or dust with a soft, dry cloth.
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
Native speaker. Translation billed in tenths of an hour.
A round ceramic ornament for the family tree, where it explains the dinner conversation in advance.
The associate who answers a yes-or-no question with three clauses and a proviso gets this on their first Christmas in practice, and will not argue the point.
Details
- Blank: Ceramic Ornament
- 100% ceramic
- Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
- Ornament thickness: 0.125″ (3 mm)
- Glossy finish
- Gold-colored string included
- Made to order: Sublimation
- Size: Circle
- Blank product sourced from China
Care
- Wipe with a damp cloth, or dust with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid alcohol-based cleaners. Keep out of direct sunlight.
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