Meatbag at Law (UFO)

Proof of life for the video call: a meatbag, holding twenty ounces of coffee.

Twenty ounces on the desk through the morning calendar and the afternoon document review, with the joke turned toward the camera every time someone asks whether a person wrote this.

For the litigator who keeps reading that the bots are coming for the job, a Secret Santa mug that says the human is still in the chair.