Meatbag at Law

Drafted by a meatbag. Proofread by a meatbag. Coffee required for both.

Eleven ounces on a white glossy mug, parked beside the keyboard and in frame for every video call. Proof of life for anyone who wonders whether a person wrote the motion.

The small firm litigator who has had to tell a judge that a human wrote the brief will want it on the new office desk.