Motion to Caffeinate So Ordered

Moved at sunrise. Granted at the coffee maker. No hearing necessary.

Keep it on the desk between the redline and the phone, where the first ruling of the day gets made before anyone is awake to object. On a video call, it tells the room the morning's priorities have already been ruled on.

At Christmas, the trial lawyer in your life, after years of opposition briefs, gets a motion granted unopposed, and it belongs on the war room table in front of co-counsel.