I Am Very Litigious

Whoever keeps borrowing my mug from the break room: consider this your notice.

It sits on the desk or the office kitchen counter, the warning running edge to edge on white, so nobody can say they were not told. Fill it, set it down, and the break room starts asking before it borrows.

For the friend who ends every parking dispute with "my lawyer will be in touch," a birthday mug with the threat in writing, tame enough for the video call.