Meatbag at Law Hoodie
Hoodie
Meatbag at Law
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Sizes S to 2XL
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle.
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
Still billing in tenths of an hour. Still breaking for lunch.
A hooded sweatshirt for the hours nobody bills, like the Saturday at the kitchen table rewriting what the software drafted. Hood up, laptop open, and the front says which of you is admitted. It answers whether a chatbot wrote your brief before anyone gets around to asking.
Come Christmas, it suits the associate who keeps hearing AI will take the job and would like it on record that a human still shows up.
Made for: Human lawyers working off the clock.
Details
- Blank: Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie, Gildan 18500
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Front pouch pocket
- Made to order: DTG printing
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
- Origin: Imported. Blank made in Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador.
Size chart
Size chart (inches)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
| Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Sleeve length | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 |
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Care
- Machine-wash cold, inside-out, on a gentle cycle. Hang-dry or tumble-dry low. Do not iron the print.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.