Home (Allegedly) Doormat

Home (Allegedly) Doormat

24" x 16"
$49.99
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Home (Allegedly) Doormat

Doormat

Home (Allegedly)

$49.99
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  • Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
  • 24" x 16"
Size24" x 16"

My address is on file. Whether I live here is a disputed fact.

Put it at the front door, where you cross it on the nights the office lets you go. Guests read it on the way in and draw their own conclusions. Your timesheets suggest the office has the stronger claim.

The first-year associate setting up a first apartment will see themselves in it, since the lease is signed and the hours say otherwise.

Made for: Associates and trial lawyers with a front door they occasionally use.

Details
  • Blank: Doormat, Generic brand
  • One size: 24" × 16" (61cm x 40.6cm)
  • Material: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
  • Black vinyl backing
  • Mainly for outdoor use
  • Made to order: dye-sublimation printing
  • Size: 24" x 16"
  • Origin: Made in USA or imported.
Care
  • Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.

All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.

Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.

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