Water Bottle
World's 2nd Greatest Lawyer
- Double-walled stainless steel
- 32 oz. (950 ml)
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
Edited for accuracy. I know who is first, and it is not me.
A 32 oz stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid, wrapped in yellow, with the 2nd squeezed in by a red caret where opposing counsel can read it. It goes to court, through the deposition that runs long, and back to your desk for the next refill.
At the office holiday exchange, it lands with the coworker who is good at the job and can name, without being asked, the one colleague who is better.
Made for: lawyers who carry water to court and know where they rank
Details
- Blank: Stainless Steel Water Bottle with a Straw Lid
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz. (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
- Made to order: Sublimation
- Size: 32 oz
- Blank product sourced from China
Care
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
All sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. See our 30-Day Limited Warranty.
Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.