Amendment VIII Doormat
Doormat
Amendment VIII
- Felt-Like polyester top
- 30x18
Made to order · ships within 15 business days
No cruel and unusual punishment in this house. Wiping your feet doesn't count.
White felt, carrying the full text of the Eighth Amendment: no excessive bail, no excessive fines, no cruel and unusual punishments. Put it on the front step or outside the home office door. Anyone waiting on the bell reads the whole thing, then wipes their feet in moderation.
A housewarming gift for the criminal defense lawyer with a new mortgage, who has argued this amendment at more bail hearings than they can count.
Made for: Criminal defense lawyers with a new front step
Details
- Blank: Doormat
- Felt-Like polyester top
- Black rubber grip backing
- Finished product measures approximately 29.5" x 17.5"
- Made to order: Dye sublimation
- Size: 30x18
Care
- Easy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry.
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Seller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d/b/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.