{"title":"Personal Injury","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dont-get-mad-get-damages-tee","title":"Don't Get Mad, Get Damages Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eI stopped yelling years ago. Now I itemize.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter a week of depositions and demand letters, this is the shirt for the grocery run, the sideline and the couch. Unisex, garment-dyed, and no suit jacket required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe personal injury lawyer on your Christmas list will read it as a job description: every grievance that crosses their desk leaves as a dollar figure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt, Comfort Colors® 1717\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²))\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: DTG printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Imported. Blank made in Honduras.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize chart\u003c\/strong\u003e (inches)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSleeve length from center back\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16.25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 1.5 in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eMachine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eSee our 30-Day Limited Warranty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d\/b\/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":49359162212535,"sku":"10757882340103639442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":49359162245303,"sku":"28895053549506502698","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49359162278071,"sku":"11561865198828178314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Graphite","offer_id":49359162310839,"sku":"11575247369347186901","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ivory","offer_id":49359162343607,"sku":"54896525656468077960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Mustard","offer_id":49359162376375,"sku":"15220177066897146386","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":49359162409143,"sku":"25781388487808397073","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":49359162441911,"sku":"31126851759261036030","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":49359162474679,"sku":"33858449480166454106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49359162507447,"sku":"24072153836299251538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Graphite","offer_id":49359162540215,"sku":"11826880474683485613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ivory","offer_id":49359162572983,"sku":"18864821860169713325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Mustard","offer_id":49359162605751,"sku":"34459480980571182719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":49359162638519,"sku":"23366353406133615462","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":49359162671287,"sku":"53080555881451493433","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":49359162704055,"sku":"88191454942459390769","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49359162736823,"sku":"20700441933866927510","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Graphite","offer_id":49359162769591,"sku":"14392310369882416230","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ivory","offer_id":49359162802359,"sku":"11654466483978209926","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Mustard","offer_id":49359162835127,"sku":"30513175674300616613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":49359162867895,"sku":"10268808371200182700","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":49359162900663,"sku":"25180502461187171117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49359162933431,"sku":"44260585831877492808","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49359162966199,"sku":"22011275930479114080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Graphite","offer_id":49359162998967,"sku":"16035093136744939811","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":49359163031735,"sku":"91181961259306127604","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":49359163064503,"sku":"19078712064372433464","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":49359163097271,"sku":"19699712628922502683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":49359163130039,"sku":"20703651604641011332","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":49359163162807,"sku":"73343052083887017117","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49359163195575,"sku":"26315101485583593959","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Graphite","offer_id":49359163228343,"sku":"95563402668661784537","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ivory","offer_id":49359163261111,"sku":"22822493142894353693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Mustard","offer_id":49359163293879,"sku":"12321297477314796538","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":49359163326647,"sku":"21438366599170385057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/4350\/2263\/files\/Navy__Front__Womens_2_e969e8e9-97a3-4ec1-86cf-4a09640da869.jpg?v=1793388263"},{"product_id":"magnet-get-damages","title":"Don't Get Mad, Get Damages Car Magnet","description":"\u003cp\u003eTailgaters get one warning, and it is ten inches wide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTen inches by three on the trunk lid, stating your position to everyone stuck behind you on the drive to the courthouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHand it to a new personal injury lawyer in their first week, the one who already answers every grievance by asking what it cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Car Magnets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMatte finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack magnetic backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather-resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: UV printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 10″×3″\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank product sourced from the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eSee our 30-Day Limited Warranty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d\/b\/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Attorney Problems","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49366563487927,"sku":"magnet_get_damages:one","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/4350\/2263\/files\/2_in_use_8114095a-d667-4622-bf8b-a3fc6d65c815.jpg?v=1793217861"},{"product_id":"welcome-doormat","title":"Welcome* Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003eGuests are welcome. The asterisk has a few notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe white felt doormat lies outside your door, where the neighbors, the in-laws and the friend with a legal question all cross it on the way in. Each of them walks past whatever the asterisk stands for. Nobody asks to see the terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA contract lawyer who recently bought a house has never let a word leave the office without a qualifier, and now the doormat follows the same policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for: Contract lawyers who want terms in place before the door opens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Doormat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFelt-Like polyester top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack rubber grip backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinished product measures approximately 29.5\" x 17.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: Dye sublimation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30x18\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eEasy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eSee our 30-Day Limited Warranty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d\/b\/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AttorneyProblems","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 30x18","offer_id":57725543678135,"sku":"45185578","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/4350\/2263\/files\/f76684a7-db18-475d-9496-e53a549849cc.jpg?v=1792620242"},{"product_id":"dont-get-mad-get-damages-acrylic-plaque","title":"Don't Get Mad, Get Damages Plaque","description":"\u003cp\u003eGrudges are more useful with a prayer for relief attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn the desk, angled toward the chair opposing counsel takes at the settlement conference. Transparent acrylic carries the full-color design on one face, cut to follow the art.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe personal injury lawyer opening an office of their own will read it as a mission statement, since anger never appeared on a verdict form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Custom Acrylic Plaque - Minimal Clear Border\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade of transparent acrylic with an approximate depth of 0.6\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: 3.7 × 3.7 in, 4.7 × 4.7 in, 5.7 × 5.7 in, 7.7 × 7.7 in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eClean with a dry or damp cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eSee our 30-Day Limited Warranty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d\/b\/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"AttorneyProblems","offers":[{"title":"Clear \/ 3.7 × 3.7 in","offer_id":57907387203767,"sku":"45196255","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ 4.7 × 4.7 in","offer_id":57907387236535,"sku":"45196256","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ 5.7 × 5.7 in","offer_id":57907387269303,"sku":"45196257","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ 7.7 × 7.7 in","offer_id":57907387302071,"sku":"45196258","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/4350\/2263\/files\/acr1027-get_damages-1.jpg?v=1793137961"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/4350\/2263\/collections\/f76684a7-db18-475d-9496-e53a549849cc.jpg?v=1793384337","url":"https:\/\/shop.attorneyproblems.com\/collections\/personal-injury.oembed","provider":"AttorneyProblems","version":"1.0","type":"link"}