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What they do next is their call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe retiring partner who signed off years of demand letters with that second line can move it to the front step after the farewell party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for: Lawyers serving notice on anyone at the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Doormat, Generic brand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size: 24\" × 16\" (61cm x 40.6cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMainly for outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 24\" x 16\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Made in USA or imported.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePlace your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. 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After that, anyone who crosses the threshold does so with full knowledge, and the record reflects it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring it to a lawyer's housewarming: anyone who read every page of their own closing documents will take the warning as accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for: Lawyers who want visitors on notice at the front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Doormat, Generic brand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size: 24\" × 16\" (61cm x 40.6cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMainly for outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 24\" x 16\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Made in USA or imported.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePlace your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. 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Anyone who wants to keep their shoes on can submit the request in writing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA housewarming present for the attorney who runs the house like a firm, with policies, a clean floor and no exceptions granted orally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for: Lawyers who want the front door to set policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Doormat, Generic brand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size: 24\" × 16\" (61cm x 40.6cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMainly for outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 24\" x 16\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Made in USA or imported.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePlace your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. 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Whether they wipe their feet, knock or turn around is up to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor a lawyer friend who just passed the bar, this is the sign-off from every demand letter they will ever write, now posted at their own front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for: Lawyers, judges and clerks who want callers on notice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Doormat, Generic brand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size: 24\" × 16\" (61cm x 40.6cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack vinyl backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMainly for outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: dye-sublimation printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 24\" x 16\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrigin: Made in USA or imported.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003ePlace your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. 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Most of them, anyway, and the rest wipe their feet on speech and religion without noticing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the housewarming, the constitutional lawyer gets the amendment they cite at every dinner party, posted where each guest has to read it on the way in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for: Lawyers posting notice at their own front door\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Doormat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFelt-Like polyester top\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack rubber grip backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFinished product measures approximately 29.5\" x 17.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order: Dye sublimation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize: 30x18\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eEasy to clean - simply shake out or rinse with cold water and air dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eSee our 30-Day Limited Warranty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d\/b\/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. 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