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It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText: The Bill of Rights, National Archives transcription.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eSee our 30-Day Limited Warranty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d\/b\/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. 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It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText: The Bill of Rights, National Archives transcription.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll sales final, except misprints, damage and defects. \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003eSee our 30-Day Limited Warranty\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeller: NGC 7293 Dev LLC, d\/b\/a AttorneyProblems, 440 N Barranca Ave #9237, Covina, CA 91723. Email support@attorneyproblems.com to receive this information by email.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"9\" × 8\" \/ Rectangle","offer_id":49448791769271,"sku":"13380039715047259055","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/4350\/2263\/files\/6877790587796150677_2048.jpg?v=1792493102"},{"product_id":"amendment-vi-mouse-pad","title":"Amendment VI Mouse Pad","description":"\u003cp\u003eSpeedy and public. 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